Product Details
Most people ask for permission. You don’t. This sweatshirt makes that clear without saying another word.
Warm, minimal, and fluent in terminal — the only kind of fleece a root user would wear.
The #I AM ROOT!_ design brings the cold glow of a command-line prompt to premium fleece. Monospace font, blinking cursor, zero noise — just the statement that tells everyone in the room exactly who has the keys. Whether you’re managing infrastructure at 3am or reviewing a pull request in a coffee shop, this sweatshirt fits the role perfectly.
What you get:
- ✦ Midweight fleece — warm, structured, not bulky
- ✦ Soft brushed interior for long sessions and longer shifts
- ✦ DTG-printed terminal graphic — crisp lines, wash-resistant
- ✦ Relaxed unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband
- ✦ Understated enough for the office, nerdy enough for the community
Perfect for:
- ✦ Sysadmins, cloud architects, and infrastructure engineers
- ✦ Linux enthusiasts and open-source advocates
- ✦ Security researchers and penetration testers
- ✦ Fall/winter hackathons and tech meetups
- ✦ The ideal gift for any DevOps or platform engineer
Privilege escalation never looked this good.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Additional information
| Weight | 0.00 g |
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