Product Details
Four words. Completely calm delivery. Absolutely no reason to panic. Probably.
This is the hoodie for people who find the AI takeover conversation equal parts terrifying and hilarious — and have fully accepted that laughing is the correct response.
“IA to human — Don’t worry. I’m not as artificial as my intelligence seems.” Printed bold and clean on heavy dark fleece, this is wearable AI-age wit at its finest. The line is sharp enough to start a conversation, dry enough to work as a genuine philosophical statement, and funny enough that you’ll wear it everywhere. Pull up the hood. Let the text do the talking.
What you get:
- ✦ Heavy-blend fleece — serious warmth for serious thinkers
- ✦ Kangaroo pocket — for your hands, your phone, or your unresolved AI anxieties
- ✦ Adjustable drawstring hood with quality hardware
- ✦ Bold DTG-printed text — high-contrast, crisp, built to last
- ✦ Unisex sizing — relaxed fit, size down for a tailored look
Perfect for:
- ✦ AI developers, researchers, and futurists who live in hoodies
- ✦ Tech-literate people with a dark sense of humor
- ✦ The standout gift for anyone obsessed with AGI, LLMs, or the singularity
- ✦ Hackathons, late-night deploys, and deep thought sessions
- ✦ Anyone who read Superintelligence and still smiles about it
Don’t worry. It’s just a hoodie. Probably.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Additional information
| Weight | 0.00 g |
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