Product Details
No hood. Full stealth. The crewneck for the AI power user who has optimized their professional presence to the point where presence is technically optional. Ghost. Headset. Badge. Eight words of subtitle. The most accurate professional self-description in the catalog.
Mid-weight fleece, esports ghost badge centered on the chest, “100% Prompted, 0% Present.” anchoring the bottom of the composition. The crewneck format gives the badge a clean, structured presence — the kind of piece that reads as sharp at a productivity conference and as completely on-brand at a remote work setup where stealth mode has been running since Tuesday. The ghost is professional. The ghost is equipped. The ghost is doing more than half the org chart realizes.
This crewneck was made for:
- 👻 Knowledge workers and AI tool professionals whose output has quietly exceeded what their calendar reflects
- 💻 Developers, marketers, writers, and analysts who have built AI into their workflow at a level that deserves recognition
- 🎮 Gaming and tech culture enthusiasts who appreciate the esports aesthetic applied to real professional life
- 😄 Anyone whose response to “how do you get all of that done?” is an honest answer they choose not to give in full
- 🎁 A sharp, funny, and surprisingly relatable gift for any productivity-focused professional in the AI era
- 🖥️ Tech offices, remote setups, productivity summits, and smart-casual wear for people running on optimized workflows
Product highlights:
- ✅ Mid-weight fleece — warm and structured for year-round stealth operations
- ✅ Classic crewneck silhouette — clean canvas for the most operationally accurate badge in the catalog
- ✅ Electric blue and white esports ghost print — vibrant and sharp through every wash
- ✅ Crack-resistant durable print — badge detail and bold type hold cycle after cycle
- ✅ Unisex relaxed fit — accurately sized for both US and EU standard sizing
- ✅ Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband — structured finish that holds its form through every sprint
- ✅ Premium cotton-polyester blend — built to last as long as the workflow runs
- ✅ Responsibly printed on ethically sourced fabric
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Additional information
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