Product Details
It said don’t worry with a completely straight face. And that’s exactly the problem.
Cozy, self-aware, and deeply suspicious — just like the technology it’s referencing.
“IA to human — Don’t worry. I’m not as artificial as my intelligence seems.” Clean bold type on premium dark fleece — the wearable version of a conversation you’ve definitely already had at 1am. Part joke, part genuine philosophical provocation, entirely perfect for anyone who thinks seriously about where AI is taking us and still manages to find it funny. Which is the only sane response, really.
What you get:
- ✦ Midweight fleece — structured warmth, all-day comfort
- ✦ Soft brushed interior for long thinking sessions
- ✦ Crisp DTG-printed text — bold, clean, wash-resistant
- ✦ Relaxed unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband
- ✦ Dark base with high-contrast type for maximum readability
Perfect for:
- ✦ AI and ML professionals with a philosophical streak
- ✦ Developers, researchers, and tech leads
- ✦ Anyone who’s read too much about AGI before bed
- ✦ Fall/winter hackathons, meetups, and tech events
- ✦ The gift for the person who laughs at things they probably shouldn’t
Warm outside. Uncertain inside. Perfect.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Additional information
| Weight | 0.00 g |
|---|







































































































