SELECT COUNT — Funny SQL Query T-Shirt for Developers & Data Engineers
Price range: €11.88 through €17.02
Product Details
The query has been run. The results are in. Science confirms it.
For everyone who’s ever responded to a bad meeting request, a pointless ticket, or a 6am production alert with the energy of someone who already knew the answer.
This SQL humor tee renders the ultimate personal audit in clean monospace code — a SELECT COUNT query with a result that needs no further explanation. It’s dry, it’s technical, and it will get a slow knowing nod from every developer, data analyst, DBA, and data scientist who sees it. Everyone else just sees code. That’s fine too.
What you get:
- ✦ Premium soft-touch cotton — unisex fit, true to size
- ✦ High-quality DTG print — monospace type stays razor-sharp wash after wash
- ✦ Lightweight and breathable for everyday wear
- ✦ Minimal dark design — pairs with everything, says everything
- ✦ Instant recognition from anyone who speaks SQL
Perfect for:
- ✦ Data engineers, DBAs, and backend developers
- ✦ Data analysts and BI professionals
- ✦ The ideal gift for the most cynical dev on your team
- ✦ Tech conferences, hackathons, and casual Fridays
- ✦ Anyone whose patience has long since returned 0 rows
The data doesn’t lie. Add to cart.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Additional information
| Weight | 0.00 g |
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