SELECT COUNT Funny SQL Sweatshirt for Data Engineers & Developers
Price range: €19.97 through €27.23
Product Details
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This is the sweatshirt for everyone who runs on caffeine, cynicism, and clean SQL — and has the data to back it up.
SELECT COUNT(fs_given) FROM me WHERE fs_given > 0 — Results: 0. Printed in stark monospace on premium midweight fleece, this design is the kind of workplace-safe rebellion that only people who’ve sat through one too many all-hands meetings will truly appreciate. Understated on the surface. Devastating on closer inspection.
What you get:
- ✦ Midweight fleece — structured warmth without the bulk
- ✦ Soft brushed interior for all-day comfort
- ✦ Crisp DTG-printed SQL block — high contrast, wash-resistant
- ✦ Relaxed unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband
- ✦ Dark base makes the monospace type pop perfectly
Perfect for:
- ✦ Data engineers, analysts, and SQL power users
- ✦ Backend devs and database administrators
- ✦ Fall/winter tech events, standups, and sprint reviews
- ✦ The perfect gift for the most done-with-it person on the team
- ✦ Anyone whose Jira board has one too many tickets
Wear your results with pride.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Additional information
| Weight | 0.00 g |
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