Warning May Talk About AI Hoodie | Funny Artificial Intelligence Sweatshirt

You’ve been warned. Proceed at your own risk. Side effects of spending time with this person include unsolicited AI explanations, unprompted ChatGPT demos, and a sudden interest in large language models.

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About Artificial Intelligence is the shirt that finally tells the truth — printed in the universal language of hazard signage. Bold yellow, high-contrast black, and the kind of deadpan delivery that lands instantly with anyone who’s ever derailed a dinner conversation with “but have you tried prompting it differently?” It’s a gift, a confession, and a fair warning all in one. Wear it so people know what they’re getting into.

This shirt is for you if:

• You’ve explained AI to the same person more than twice this week
• Your colleagues have started preemptively changing the subject
• You consider “have you heard about this new model?” a valid icebreaker
• You want a shirt that does the social disclosure for you

👕 Product Features

• High-definition print — crisp yellow and black contrast, wash-resistant ink that won’t fade or crack
• Medium-weight 6.0 oz/yd² vintage-feel cotton — warm, durable, all-day comfort
• Tubular one-piece knit — no side seams for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — retains shape and resists stretching over time
• Classic unisex fit with sewn-in label — runs slightly small, size up if between sizes
• Solids: 100% cotton | Select heathers: cotton-polyester blend
• Available XS–3XL for US and EU markets
• Printed on demand — ethically made, zero overstock

🎁 Perfect For

• 🎁 Gift for an AI researcher, ML engineer, or ChatGPT evangelist
• 😂 The person in every group chat who sends AI news at 7am
• 💻 Tech conferences, hackathons, AI meetups, and office casual Fridays
• 🎓 CS students, data scientists, and LLM enthusiasts
• 🟡 Anyone whose friends have started sighing when they open their mouth

🧺 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
  

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